Cook Creative would like to welcome KMA/KKBZ in Shenandoah, Iowa--the newest member of our family of stations!


Avoid these like the plague--if you can!
(Special thanks to the "Net Talk" posters at Joel Denver's All Access Radio Site!)

Exhibit D
  1. For all your (---) needs...
  2. Conveniently located...
  3. (Stop/hurry)(in/by) today...
  4. Super savings...
  5. Savings galore throughout the store...
  6. And while you're there...
  7. Be sure to check out...
  8. Every day low, low prices...
  9. Friendly, qualified personnel...
  10. Knowledgeable sales staff...
  11. Lowest possible prices...
  12. Prices have been slashed...
  13. We refuse to be undersold...
  14. People who care about you...
  15. You'll save big...
  16. And that's not all...
  17. Remember...
  18. We service what we sell...
  19. Factory-trained technicians...
  20. When (if) you're in the market for...
  21. All the names you know and trust...
  22. Save on a selected group of...
  23. Don't forget...
  24. We'll meet or beat any offer...
  25. Located at...
  26. And much, much more...
  27. Tell 'em --- sent you...
  28. We will not be undersold...
  29. Save like never before...
  30. (Client) appreciates your business...
  31. Our loss is your gain...
  32. It's the place to be...  
  33. Be there!
  34. Sale-a-bration...
  35. The sale of the century (millenium)...
  36. (Area's) best-kept secret...
  37. You owe it to yourself...
  38. Family owned and operated...
  39. That's right...
  40. Prices you won't believe...
  41. A sale you can't afford to miss...
  42. Mark your calendar...
  43. Passing the savings on to you...
  44. One time only...
  45. What's more...
  46. The fine folks at...
  47. In business for over --- years...
  48. Your one-stop shop...
  49. Come one, come all...
  50. For all your --- needs. (Okay, that's on here twice...but it's twice as bad as the rest of these cliches!)
   Special seasonal cliches:

   51. Spring has sprung...
   52. Spook-tacular!
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